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EPIC QUIZ TYM!
[x] Part 1 -- The Basics [x]
What's your name? ::: Darkside. And my real name is splattered all over my fugly artz, so ITZ DER GREAT MYSTERY OF DER UNIVERSE!11oneoenoen!1nham!1. O:
Birthplace ::: Some rat hole in NY. 8D
Age ::: FIVE! XDD
Age you act ::: Fetus to Five 8D
Current location ::: That same rat hole in NY. D,:
Eye color ::: Shit brown. <v__v; *want contacts* 8D
Hair color ::: *put his head in the toilet and watch as no one can tell weather someone forgot to flush or not* DDDDDD:
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: Ambi for most! >w< Lefty for writing/drawing. 8D
Zodiac sign? ::: GOATFEESH. I AM SOMETHING OF WHICH DOES NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS!! <O__O> *abominaaation* XD That or someone did HORRIBLE EXPERIMENT on me. 8,D
Height? ::: GODZILLA *smash building* XDD
[x] Part 2 -- Describe... [x]
Your heritage/nationality ::: I AM A PURE-BLOODED GERMAN IN DER SOUL!!111oneneonee!11 *Nazi Salute* xDDD *shot*
Your hair ::: STICKING UP EVERYWHERE. *pull it out*
Your fears ::: I'm sick of being asked this, let's try something new ktnxbye. D:
Your perfect room ::: ONE WHERE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE FORCED TO STAY WITH ME FOREVER! XDDD *Huuuuuuuuuug////creepy*
What you generally do in a day ::: Stress, drink lots of water, bathroom due to that water x,D, smothered by kitties <3, go out on long walks and hunt for stuff, listen to music, talk to friends, maybe draw, read, play a game or watch some Anime if I'm feeling up to it. <OwO>
[x] Part 3 -- What is/are... [x]
Words you overuse ::: Not words, more like ALL EMOTICON IN THE HISTORY OF FOREVER. XDDDD And, prolly, "DOOOOD" and "EPIC" XDDD As well as "DIES" and "FAIL" :,D
Phrases you overuse ::: "OMFG" and "LMAO" and "ITZ GREAT PARADOXICAL ABOMINATION OF WHICH SHOULD NOT EXIST!!" XDDD and "Sieg Heil/Heil Hitler! *Nazi Salute*" and "DEATH TO FAG *kill a fag*" and others. XD
Your first thought when you wake up ::: Tirrrrreeed...<=__=>
Your greatest accomplishment ::: Cheering up/helping my friends in any way I can. <3 Bottle-Raising newborn kittens succesfully~ ^^ Helping and/or protecting any animals I can who are in need and/or have to heal from a wound/sickness/etc. <^w^> And not letting anyone bully me into changing ANY of my personal views. Period.
BAHAHAHAAAA! XD
Something you want to do ::: Meet all my friends in-person! <OwO>
[x] Part 4 -- This or that [x]
Pepsi or Coke ::: CHERRY ANYTHING. XD
McDonald's or Burger King ::: Mickey D's 8D~~ Burger King is good for chickun, brekkie and sides, but their burgers taste like burnt shit on a stick. >8,CCC
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: Britney, 'cause she's become insaaaaane~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Chocolate or vanilla ::: GUN!
xDDD
Adidas or Nike ::: JUST DO EEET~ *CHECK MARK EVERYWHERE* XDDDDD
Black or white ::: Black. >w<
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: COIN! If you throw bills...nothing. If you throw coin, "*OMFG MY EYEEEEEEE
" 8D
Burgers or hot dogs :::I CAN HAZ CHZZBRGR!
Egypt or France ::: EYGPT PLZ *Run away with a pyramid*
XDDD
Rock or rap ::: Rock, though I like everything. :3
[x] Part 5 -- Do you...[x]
Smoke ::: Noez.
Cuss ::: Only when I'm mad or trying to emphisis something, or just messing around sometimes.
Sing well ::: Thaz Mati's job. <OwO>
Sing in the shower ::: Noez. D:
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: You'd think so, huh!? 8D But surprisingly, I don't. XD I do all the talking in me head. O:
Believe in yourself ::: I believe in talking muffins more than I believe in myself. O:
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: YAAAH! 8D *NO LYF*
Play an instrument ::: Nu~ But I'd like to play the Violin someday, and Cello. <*__*>
Want to go to college? ::: I'd like to, but I'm too stupid and too poor. :\
Want to get married? ::: Yeaha, but no one will want to with this loser. <TTwTT;; *full of issue and made of epic phail*
Want to have children? ::: Adopt a nice litter of six! <^w^>
Think you're a health freak? ::: LMAO!! DOOD, I live off Fastfood, desserts, and other times nothing at all, I seriously doubt this. XD
Get along with your parents ::: No plural. D: And I wish...<.__.;
Get along with your siblings? ::: I wish I had siblings...<TT___TT>
Think you're popular ::: LIKE A PLAGUE-VICTIM SPREADING DISEASE. 8D
[x] Part 6 -- In the past month have you..[x]
Gone out of state ::: No O:
Drank alchohal ::: *gag* NEVER. D8<
Smoke ::: Unless you count second-hand, as I'm forced to suck up the remainder of my my Mother's cancer-gas whenever she's around me. D:
Get high ::: MY FRIENDS AND KITTIES MAKE ME HIGH FROM JOY. 8DDD And sugar. XD
Done any drugs ::: Does massive amounts of Tacobell grease count as a drug? 8D
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: I dun really like Oreos. O: But regardless, I've not binge-ate anything recently~ <|8,D
Been on stage ::: *fall off the magic invisible stage* D:
Gone skinny dipping ::: FOMG NEVER YOU PERVERT DX *RUN AND HIDE IN THE CLOTHES BIN*
Been dumped ::: *dumpster dive* WOOOOOO~
xD
Dyed your hair ::: Nuuuu, but I really wanna, ne! <OwO>
Stolen anything ::: Yes. |D;;;;;;
[x] Part 7 -- Your friends! = D [x]
Craziest ::: WE'RE ALL INSANE HERE! XD *make cult*
Loudest ::: Fire, Saphy and Mati! 'Cause we always all abuse capz together and exclamation point until the cops will BANHAMMER US. XDDD
Most shy ::: Awwr, well, I'd say my dear Fire on the webcam. <3 Though she should not be! DX *hugher*
Blondest ::: Mati's got blonde hair! 8D *pet it* Iz preeetty~ <*w*> EDIT: OH FUX NOT ANYMOAR
Smartest ::: Everyone's epically smaaart! 8D
Kindest ::: ALLLL ARE JUST SO KIND TO ME. <;-;> *HUG AND GREATFUL*
Best personality ::: Dood, no waiz! My friends all have the BEST PERSONALITIES IN THE UNIVEEERSE! They PWN everyone else. x3
Most talented ::: Fomg everyone's talents have me like this:
<*__*>
Best singer ::: I've not heard anyone sing, but if I did, I'm sure they'd pwn~! O:
Most ghetto ::: LOL MEEEE. D,:
Drama Queen ((or King XP)) ::: Nah, when someone has a problem, it's important. Iz not just being melodramatic. DX
Pain in the ass ::: LMAO I'M THE ONLY PAIN IN THE ARSE HERE.
XD
The one you just want to strangle to death ((Homer Simpson style))::: URSA-CHAN CAUSE SHE ALWAYS DISAGREEEEE AND NEVER HAVE TYMZ FER ME ANYMOAR!
But I still luff her.
Ehehehe~ >w<
Funniest ::: Mati, Saphy, Fire, Pengi, and Poddy. SO HYYPPPER. <*3*> And Outkasty and Moofen used to send me such nice links to hilarious stoof; We hardly ever talk anymore though. I MIZZ THEM. <;___;>
Best person for advice ::: Whoever will listen to me wine. XD;;
Dependable ::: Noooot me, thaz for sure. D,: *shameshame*
Trustworthy ::: Allllll my close friends. They wouldn't be thought of as "close," otherwise. :3 *HUG*
Druggie ::: LOLWUT. NONE. <o__________o> Thank Lucifer. D:
Most likely to end up in jail ::: No one, I hope. D: But if anything, a few of my more violent friends and me will end up in prison for going on canniblistic and/or murderous rampage in NY together someday. >D But there will be NO REGRET I AM SURE! >W<
Person you've known the longest ::: Roooooah, my dear Outkasty~ (Almost five year <O__O> ) And a close second in length of time-known is Poddy and Pengi. <3
[x] Part 8 -- The Last... [x]
Last dream ::: I was running away from someone who was chasing me. But the keyword here was I was able to ruuuun....<;____;>
Last nightmare ::: Mike Myers from the Halloween movies was chaseing me with his huge knife around the Pier I hang out at alot. DDD,:
Car ride ::: OVER 9000 YEARS AGO!11oneoneone!1
Last time you cried :::IZ CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.
Last movie seen ::: Hancock! Was really, really good! WATCH IT, PEOPLEZ! <*w*>
Last movie rented ::: None in the history of forever. *poor* D:
Last book read ::: "The Subtle Knife" Itz so good! >W< I'm THIS close to the end and can't wait to find out what haaaappenz! FOMGGG X,DD And then must read the "Amber Spyglass" soon~ 8D*
Last word said ::: "My kneeeee...<;___;>" 'Cause my knees are hurting...epically. ><;
Last curse word said ::: "God damn faggots.
" 'cause I had the displeasure of seeing some fags holding hands and walking down the street, ugh. DX
Last time you laughed really, really hard ::: Hum...prolly a couple weeks ago when me and Fire were talking about someone's ASS BURGERS. ;D Whose ASS BURGERS? Iz a secret.
Last phone call ::: I HAVE NO PHONE. D:
Last CD played ::: I only own MP3. O: *pirate King* >w<
Last song you listened to ::: "Bleach OST - Thank You!!" <---I'm on MAJOR BLEACH KICK! 8DDDDDD
Last annoyance ::: My skrewed up knees hurting like a god damned....ARGH.
Last IM ::: Saphy a few days ago~ <3
Last weird encounter ::: Some crack head telling me to, "LICK THAT CHEESE" as I passed him by on the street. THERE WAS NO CHEESE PLZ.
*was totally WTFed* XD
Last person you hugged ::: My poor blind kitties, Gackt & Jenna. <;___;> *sobs*
Last person you yelled at ::: The NEWSPAPER BOX IN THE CORNER AS I THREW IT DOWN. |DDD
Last time you wore a skirt ::: LMAOWTF NEVER, NOR WILL I EVER,
Last time you've been evil ::: Remember! The horns are there to hold up the halo only, folks.
Sarcastic? ::: Rarely. O: *too dense for it*
Last time you fought with your parents ::: No plural. DX And last night. >:C
Last time you wished upon a star ::: Couple months ago, maybe. O: It didn't come true!
Played Truth or Dare ::: Rooooah never. <oo> But I wanna sometime! >D *PWNZOR ALL DER DARE*
Spent quality time alone ::: I'm almost always alone. D,:
[x] Part 9 -- I swear this is the last one! -- Randomness [x]
Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: I dun use AIM unless I have to. |D
Do you feel lonely ::: Right now? Nah. D: Just frustrated and tired. 8C
Ever TP'd someone's house ::: LMAOOOOO, nu uh. D,: but I should sometime.
How about egging someone's house ::: *point up* 8D
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: WTF I DUN UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION. DDD: I also don't know juu.
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: Eminem pwnz. >w< And 50Cent's got some cool song, too.
Yo Momma ::: Yo Momma so fat she fell off teh earf and squarshed teh sun, now we all die of everlasting winter ktnxbye. D,:
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: Mmmm Cannibalism...
What do you think of George Bush? ::: He hate fag; I like him. 8D
Any secret fetishes? ::: 
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: Chains are made of win! XD I have none though. D: Wish I did, then I could SMACK YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT!
How many languages do you speak? ::: 2! 8D English, annnnnd...DARKSIDER, which is my own speeeshul language of the Darkside. >w< I also would EAT MY OWN ARM OFF to know German. *plan to learn it someday or die trying XD* <3 <3 <3 Japanese is on the list too, but not nearly as VITAL. X,D
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: LMAO, you know, in all the years I've been using computers in any way that involves typing, I don't think my fingers have ever once gotten tired. O: *ENERGYFINGERZZ* XD
Glad this is over? ((Say yes and I'll stalk you = P)) ::: Nuuu. D,: But can you stalk me anyway!??! 8DDDDDDDDD
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Quiz number 2! Stoled from
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RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.
A: "Darkside needs your help and support."
(I DOOOO PLZ~~ :,DDD )
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: "Looks like I've joined the Darkside."
( Welcome aboard!
)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: "Darkside says u will receive my lawyer's letter which will invite you to my birthday party ..."
(LOLWUT? XDDDD And...fomg..."U"...D:
)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: "Darkside wants MORE DRUGS!"
(LOLOLOLOL. NO.
)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: "Darkside does not want you to have this info!"
(IZ PRIVATE INFOMATIONEZZZZ~~! THAZ WRY.
)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: "Darkside Hates Those Endowed With A Sense of Entitlement"
(I...I guess I do. D: )
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: "Darkside asks why you must obey your master?"
(
WHEN YOU CAN OBEY ME INSTEEEEAAAAD~~ XD *SHOT* )
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: "Darkside goes nuts!!"
(LMAOOO It happened a long, long time ago.
)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: "Darkside likes the Nightmare Before Christmas & Sweeney Todd"
(Why, yes, YES I DO! 8DDDDDDDDDDDDD *SPAZZ* )
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: "Darkside eats away at the spirit while Lightside nourishes it."
(Mmmm, spiritzzz...Go good with CAEK.
)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: "Darkside wears barbed wire"
(TEH AWESOME. 8,DDD )
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: "Darkside was arrested for attacking a rival with a golf club."
( FOURPLZ.
)
Well, thar ya go. I WASTE MY LYFE AND YOURS!
I'm going to bed, now. D:
Tired
Excited
Eager
Gloomy
Zeal
